Population | 43.403 billion |
Capital | Apia |
Leader | Fa'a Samoa |
Faith | Bell of the compressed gas cylinder |
Currency | tala |
Animal | porpoise |
The Malo Sa'oloto Tuto'atasi of Tongatapu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fa'a Samoa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 43.403 billion Tongatapuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Tongatapuan economy, worth a remarkable 7,077 trillion tala a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 163,074 tala, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 482,018 per year while the poor average 43,360, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.
Biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing, there's a bustling black market for vegetables, and net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tongatapu's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bell of the compressed gas cylinder.
Tongatapu is ranked 43,123rd in the world and 10th in United Nations for Most Stationary, with 1,029.58383412148 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tongatapu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Tongatapu, net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent.
- : Following new legislation in Tongatapu, there's a bustling black market for vegetables.
- : Following new legislation in Tongatapu, former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing.
- : Following new legislation in Tongatapu, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
- : Following new legislation in Tongatapu, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : Following new legislation in Tongatapu, out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies.
- : Following new legislation in Tongatapu, all guns must be registered.
- : Following new legislation in Tongatapu, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats.
- : Following new legislation in Tongatapu, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.