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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,251stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,260thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,186th
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Population492 million


The Kingdom of TM-Jesselton is a huge, safe nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 492 million TM-Jesseltonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 33.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient TM-Jesseltonian economy, worth 49.2 trillion Selts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 99,915 Selts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Card collectors duel to the death, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. TM-Jesselton's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TM-Jesselton is ranked 174,546th in the world and 7,134th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -144.05 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,251stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,260thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,186thMost Influential: 5,336thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,083rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 15,085thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,349thMost Efficient Economies: 17,529thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,473rd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 59th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 77th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 118th in the regionMost Influential: 359th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 410th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 457th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 547th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 551st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 603rd in the regionMost Developed: 625th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 677th in the regionLargest Black Market: 721st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 786th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 797th in the region

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