The Management Center of TLA Recruitment Office is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 8.915 billion TLA Recruitment Comrades are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant TLA Recruitment Comrade economy, worth 55.2 trillion Assembly Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 6,187 Assembly Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, and TLA Recruitment Office's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TLA Recruitment Office's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TLA Recruitment Office is ranked 137,183^rd in the world and 465^th in The Leftist Assembly for Healthiest Citizens, with 1 bananas ingested per day.