The Empire of Tiwaria is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed population of 490 million Tiwariach have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aryaxasinh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.3%.

The powerhouse Tiwarian economy, worth 40.2 trillion Krinitas a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,053 Krinitas, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiwaria's national animal is the Draconian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tiwaria is ranked 230,439^th in the world and 4,604^th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 34.71 cheeks turned per day.