The Federal Republic of Titoist Yugoslavia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 306 million Yugoslavs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beograd. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Yugoslav economy, worth 16.3 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 53,354 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, replacement organs are grown in vats, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, and the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titoist Yugoslavia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Titoist Yugoslavia is ranked 27,484^th in the world and 335^th in Europe for Most Secular, with 40.29 Atheism Rate.