Population | 11.34 billion |
Capital | The Fire Nation |
Leader | Tristan the Great |
Faith | various faiths |
Currency | Bergerson |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Divided Kingdoms of TiSoFaH is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tristan the Great with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.34 billion Kingdomites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Fire Nation. The average income tax rate is 4.8%.
The strong TiSoFasH economy, worth 553 trillion Bergersons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,799 Bergersons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Kingdomites marry themselves', and lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences". Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. TiSoFaH's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is various faiths.
TiSoFaH is ranked 176,354th in the world and 15th in Sonnel for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,418.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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TiSoFaH's influence in Sonnel rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
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TiSoFaH was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
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TiSoFaH, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
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TiSoFaH, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Kingdomites marry themselves'.
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TiSoFaH, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
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TiSoFaH, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
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TiSoFaH, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk.
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TiSoFaH, Tristan the Great has killer fashion sense.
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TiSoFaH, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
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TiSoFaH, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Kingdomites.