The Ó╭╮Ò of Tired is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Faith Tigue with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 9.531 billion Tireds are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Safehouse. The average income tax rate is 37.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Tiredian economy, worth 402 trillion Sleeps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,223 Sleeps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, and the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tired's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rest.

Tired is ranked 233,152^nd in the world and 30^th in Jyzeria for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 59.67 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.