The Glorious People's Republic of Tiplomecja is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Hyliese Boucher with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.545 billion Tiplomecjans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porves. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiplomecjan economy, worth a remarkable 1,927 trillion denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 255,477 denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime is totally unknown. Tiplomecja's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Zarsevianism.

Tiplomecja is ranked 95,484^th in the world and 2,975^th in Osiris for Most Politically Free, scoring 70.76 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.