The Free Land of Timofeyland is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by You with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 839 million Timofeylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Timofeylandian economy, worth 93.7 trillion Timis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,666 Timis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Timofeylandian lands, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Timofeyland's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Timofeyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Crime Victims' Rights Act".
- : Timofeyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Timofeyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Confederacy of Layem"".
- : Timofeyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
- : Timofeyland endorsed The United Soviet States of Flying-Penguins.
- : Timofeyland was endorsed by The United Soviet States of Flying-Penguins.
- : Timofeyland endorsed The Free Nation of Passany.
- : Timofeyland endorsed The People's Republic of The Transmanian Islands.
- : Timofeyland was endorsed by The Free Nation of Passany.
- : Timofeyland was endorsed by The People's Republic of The Transmanian Islands.
Endorsements Received: 51 » The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Shamian, Whatevernext, Soviet State of Covernant, Brauengen, Socialist Republic of Tyrotrosk, Kheltchistan, Pangeaeae, Bruzzundunga, Bibliophilius, Dolarik, United Of Communist, Abazovia, Council of America, Kominis, Councilist Communes, Terrapinne, Saorta, Globialia, New Soviet States of America, Mallissa, Luwendr, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, The Bon Fa Islands, Kethania, Wice, Polskastan, Omafana, New Glaciers, Sunsetshimmer, Rohvenn, Afronovia, The Steephills, Wendesia, Karelianastan, 104 Partisans, The Movion, Imperial Divia And Tribintave, Arpol, Halsoni, Socialist Balkon, Vinidad, Europa volksdemokratisch sozialistisch, Heitoria, Soberanos-Socialistas, Comuny, Free Lux Arthur, Repolaa, The Transmanian Islands, Passany, and 1 other.Flying-Penguins.