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Freedom is the way
Most Valuable International Artwork: 196thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,439thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,219th
The Free Land of
Civil Rights Lovefest
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Timofeyland

Population839 million

CapitalNone
LeaderYou

CurrencyTimi
Animalfox

The Free Land of Timofeyland is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by You with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 839 million Timofeylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Timofeylandian economy, worth 93.7 trillion Timis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,666 Timis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Timofeylandian lands, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Timofeyland's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timofeyland is ranked 58,845th in the world and 1,242nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Income Equality, scoring 56.53 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 196thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,439thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,219thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,501stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,726thRudest Citizens: 5,100thMost Influential: 6,157thMost Devout: 6,676thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,827thNicest Citizens: 8,097thMost Inclusive: 9,093rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,102ndNudest: 10,066thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,143rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,193rdLargest Welfare Programs: 11,051stBest Weather: 11,102ndHighest Food Quality: 11,211thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,412thMost Cultured: 12,157thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,268thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,273rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,113thMost Developed: 16,429thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,322ndLargest Retail Industry: 18,693rdMost Efficient Economies: 19,229thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,465thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,231stMost Politically Free: 20,236thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,300thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,701stLargest Governments: 21,769thSmartest Citizens: 22,836thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,135th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionNudest: 54th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 55th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 59th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 62nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 93rd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 106th in the regionLargest Black Market: 115th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 119th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 123rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 137th in the regionMost Extreme: 151st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 165th in the regionMost Cultured: 172nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 178th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 180th in the region

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