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Timglish Congressional Republic

Population1.374 billion

LeaderChief CEO Tim

CurrencyMonopoly Money
AnimalFlaming T-Rex

The Republic of Timglish Congressional Republic is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chief CEO Tim with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.374 billion Timglish Congressional Republicians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Timglish Congressional Republician economy, worth 228 trillion Monopoly Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 166,079 Monopoly Monies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 870,289 per year while the poor average 16,984, a ratio of 51.2 to 1.

Dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, Chief CEO Tim's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, and Chief CEO Tim's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Timglish Congressional Republic's national animal is the Flaming T-Rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Timglish Congressional Republic is ranked 9,197th in the world and 337th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 8,201.62 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,082ndMost Influential: 1,615thLargest Retail Industry: 1,662ndTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,861stRudest Citizens: 2,158thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,030thMost Avoided: 3,322ndLargest Insurance Industry: 3,759thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,766thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,122ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,427thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,692ndFattest Citizens: 7,088thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,137thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,971stTop
Largest Mining Sector: 9,197thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,336thHighest Average Incomes: 9,679thMost Secular: 9,918thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,481stMost Efficient Economies: 10,911thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,938thMost Pro-Market: 11,412thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,707thMost Armed: 13,288thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,291stSmartest Citizens: 13,343rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,307thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,925th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 61st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 87th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 109th in the regionMost Avoided: 114th in the regionRudest Citizens: 133rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 138th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 148th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 167th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 247th in the regionFattest Citizens: 247th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 288th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 323rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 337th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 423rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 446th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 473rd in the regionMost Armed: 478th in the regionMost Secular: 494th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 522nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 535th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 578th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 591st in the regionMost Influential: 634th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 667th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 748th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 769th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 786th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 793rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 828th in the region

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