|Leader||Chief CEO Tim|
The Republic of Timglish Congressional Republic is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chief CEO Tim with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.374 billion Timglish Congressional Republicians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Timglish Congressional Republician economy, worth 228 trillion Monopoly Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 166,079 Monopoly Monies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 870,289 per year while the poor average 16,984, a ratio of 51.2 to 1.
Dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, Chief CEO Tim's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, and Chief CEO Tim's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Timglish Congressional Republic's national animal is the Flaming T-Rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Timglish Congressional Republic was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Tsardom of Leonlandia.
- : Timglish Congressional Republic was endorsed by The Christian Slavic Republic of Kirostan.
- : Timglish Congressional Republic was endorsed by The Purple nation of Aerilia.
- : Timglish Congressional Republic was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Norvayopia.
- : Timglish Congressional Republic lost the endorsement of The Christian Slavic Republic of Kirostan.
- : Timglish Congressional Republic endorsed The Democratic Republic of Trillius.
- : Following new legislation in Timglish Congressional Republic, Chief CEO Tim's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
- : Timglish Congressional Republic was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Trillius.
- : Timglish Congressional Republic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Timglish Congressional Republic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
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