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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 380thMost Compassionate Citizens: 649thMost Pacifist: 694th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Time beetles

Population3.832 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Time beetles is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.832 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Timian economy, worth 768 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 200,461 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Time beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Time beetles is ranked 33,051st in the world and 86th in World of Beetles for Most Influential, scoring 1,293 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 380thMost Compassionate Citizens: 649thMost Pacifist: 694thNicest Citizens: 757thMost Inclusive: 834thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,002ndSafest: 1,026thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,041stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,147thHighest Food Quality: 1,533rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,635thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,724thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,751stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,998thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,077thBest Weather: 2,091stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,190thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,227thLargest Governments: 2,235thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,305thHealthiest Citizens: 2,523rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,652ndTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,734thMost Developed: 2,919thMost Cultured: 3,170thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,382ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,495thMost Secular: 3,507thSmartest Citizens: 3,637thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,860thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,998thMost Efficient Economies: 4,048thMost Income Equality: 4,205thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,446thHighest Average Incomes: 7,415thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,524thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,280thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,374th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Time beetles, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Time beetles, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland.
  • : Following new legislation in Time beetles, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : Following new legislation in Time beetles, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Time beetles, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Time beetles, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Time beetles, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Time beetles, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Time beetles was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Time beetles, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.

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