The Republic of Tiedye is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tima Sonjac with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.99 billion Tiedyeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiedye City. The average income tax rate is 43.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tiedyean economy, worth 417 trillion Skoals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,536 Skoals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tiedye's national animal is the Brown Bear and its national religion is Buddhism.

Tiedye is ranked 169,642^nd in the world and 37^th in The Continent of Utopia for Most Conservative, scoring 54.45 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.