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Believe in yourself god damnit!!
Nudest: 528thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,788thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,616th
The Quiet Tranquility of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Negotiator
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

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Thousand Branches

Population2.081 billion

CapitalAshas
LeaderMadam Victoria Raymond
FaithUnishiss

CurrencyPeti
AnimalBumblebee

The Quiet Tranquility of Thousand Branches is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Madam Victoria Raymond with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, devout population of 2.081 billion Branchians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ashas. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Thousand Branchesian economy, worth 141 trillion Petis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 68,117 Petis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Thousand Branches, and a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thousand Branches's national animal is the Bumblebee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unishiss.

Thousand Branches is ranked 18,937th in the world and 35th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,500.31 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Nudest: 528thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,788thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,616thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,791stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,319thMost Influential: 3,380thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,114thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,467thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,773rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,610thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,692ndMost Pacifist: 10,009thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,152ndMost Primitive: 10,332ndNicest Citizens: 10,809thBest Weather: 11,402ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,485thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,329thMost Inclusive: 13,454thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 14,529thMost Devout: 16,995thHighest Food Quality: 18,109thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,468thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,937thLargest Black Market: 25,207thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,486thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,683rdMost Cultured: 27,418th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionMost Primitive: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 30th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 31st in the regionMost Average: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 35th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 37th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 39th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thousand Branches, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.
  • : Following new legislation in Thousand Branches, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Thousand Branches.
  • : Following new legislation in Thousand Branches, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Thousand Branches was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Most Inclusive and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, Healthiest Citizens, and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Thousand Branches, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in Thousand Branches, children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest.
  • : Following new legislation in Thousand Branches, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Thousand Branches, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
  • : Thousand Branches voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Crime Victims' Rights Act".
  • : Thousand Branches was endorsed by The Federation of Citend.

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