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In the name of God, On guard ! Marie III
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 9thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th
The Queendom of
Conservative Democracy
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
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Thorvel

Population13.492 billion

CapitalJensigaršr
LeaderMarie III
FaithMedieval roman catholicism

CurrencyGolden crown
Animalhorse

The Queendom of Thorvel is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marie III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.492 billion Thorvelers are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jensigaršr. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Thorveler economy, worth a remarkable 2,065 trillion Golden crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 153,061 Golden crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, and bris parties are all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Thorvel's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Medieval roman catholicism.

Thorvel is ranked 208,598th in the world and 449th in Forest for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -46.71 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 9thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10thMost Devout: 23rdMost Primitive: 27thMost Ignorant Citizens: 38thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 45thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 240thRudest Citizens: 333rdFattest Citizens: 405thMost Cultured: 505thMost Beautiful Environments: 802ndBest Weather: 858thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,041stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,047thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,965thMost Efficient Economies: 3,236thMost Armed: 6,430thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,480thHighest Economic Output: 7,042ndMost Rebellious Youth: 9,244thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 12,784thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,938thLargest Populations: 16,656thMost Stationary: 17,048thMost Politically Free: 17,189thMost Influential: 19,617thLargest Black Market: 20,009th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionMost Politically Free: 36th in the regionBest Weather: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionLargest Populations: 40th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, bris parties are all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.
  • : Thorvel was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Conservative Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, art criticism in Thorvel is scathingly destructive.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Marie III's bedroom.

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