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In the name of God, On guard ! Marie III
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th
The Queendom of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Thorvel

Population21.423 billion

CapitalJensigaršr
LeaderMarie III
FaithMedieval roman catholicism

CurrencyGolden crown
Animalbear

The Queendom of Thorvel is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marie III with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, lack of airports, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 21.423 billion Thorvelers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, with Social Policy and Healthcare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jensigaršr. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Thorveler economy, worth a remarkable 4,093 trillion Golden crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,089 Golden crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, birth announcements often also serve as death announcements, the bear is a protected species, and the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Thorvel's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Medieval roman catholicism.

Thorvel is ranked 1st in the world and 1st in Forest for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 54,982.54 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6thMost Devout: 9thMost Primitive: 13thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 145thFattest Citizens: 202ndBest Weather: 461stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 567thMost Beautiful Environments: 580thRudest Citizens: 848thMost Cultured: 867thMost Patriotic: 1,509thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,830thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,235thHighest Economic Output: 4,535thMost Efficient Economies: 5,123rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,778thLargest Black Market: 8,325thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,788thMost Stationary: 10,063rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,333rdMost Influential: 11,366thLargest Populations: 13,830thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,943rdMost Corrupt Governments: 19,670th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, the bear is a protected species.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, birth announcements often also serve as death announcements.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, those with disabilities have an equal right to a job they hate.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal.

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