The centre cannot hold
The Nomadic Peoples of
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Population936 million


The Nomadic Peoples of Thorn92 is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 936 million Thorn92ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 13.1%.

The Thorn92ian economy, worth 45.2 trillion Monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 48,334 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

All footpaths have tollbooths, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Thorn92's new capital. Crime is moderate. Thorn92's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Thorn92 is ranked 103,300th in the world and 595th in The Allied Nations of Egalaria for Most Avoided, scoring 2.48 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionTop
Most Secular: 45th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 69th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 103rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 117th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 168th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 194th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 195th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 202nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 217th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 225th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 241st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 253rd in the region

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