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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,958thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,548thMost Primitive: 5,771st
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Nipper
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Thorn7

Population6.327 billion

CurrencyIdk
AnimalIdk

The Republic of Thorn7 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.327 billion Thorn7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Thorn7ian economy, worth 944 trillion Idks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,222 Idks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 612,451 per year while the poor average 24,004, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thorn7's national animal is the Idk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thorn7 is ranked 274,419th in the world and 7,938th in Suspicious for Most Stationary, with 8.94723732932 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,958thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,548thMost Primitive: 5,771stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,788thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,493rdLargest Mining Sector: 8,945thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,380thLargest Black Market: 11,620thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,810thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,861stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,572ndMost Conservative: 16,052ndMost Developed: 18,112thMost Patriotic: 19,128thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,592ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,600thHighest Average Incomes: 22,564thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,188thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,037thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,505thLargest Governments: 24,634thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,249thMost Efficient Economies: 26,880thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,627thLowest Crime Rates: 27,942nd
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 36th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 51st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 65th in the regionMost Primitive: 66th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 95th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 95th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 103rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 126th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 170th in the regionMost Patriotic: 204th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 249th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 285th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 291st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 315th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 387th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 432nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 520th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 600th in the region

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