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Most Devout: 6,201stMost Armed: 7,019thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,140th
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Thorn239

Population4.409 billion

Currencyfranc
Animalelephant

The Republic of Thorn239 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, ritual sacrifices, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.409 billion Thorn239ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thorn239ian economy, worth 587 trillion francs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,265 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Thorn239 is often a lifetime appointment, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, job satisfaction is a luxury many Thorn239ians can't afford, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thorn239's national animal is the elephant.

Thorn239 is ranked 198,242nd in the world and 3,635th in Suspicious for Most Average, scoring 33 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Devout: 6,201stMost Armed: 7,019thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,140thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,635thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,415thMost Developed: 18,978thLargest Black Market: 19,526thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,544thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,760thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,879thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,986thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,889thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,897thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,670thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,550thMost Patriotic: 24,281stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,519thLargest Mining Sector: 25,970thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,742ndLowest Crime Rates: 27,211thLargest Governments: 27,705thLongest Average Lifespans: 29,627thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,859thMost Efficient Economies: 31,129th
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 38th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 54th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 57th in the regionMost Developed: 67th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Governments: 103rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 123rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 137th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 143rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 170th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 178th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 179th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 182nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 199th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 199th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 225th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 239th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 249th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 255th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 257th in the regionMost Cultured: 265th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 278th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 278th in the regionLargest Black Market: 319th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 409th in the regionMost Patriotic: 421st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Thorn239 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn239, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn239, job satisfaction is a luxury many Thorn239ians can't afford.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn239, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
  • : Thorn239 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn239, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Thorn239 is often a lifetime appointment.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn239, masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn239, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn239, out-of-work actors say they can't complain.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn239, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.

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