Population | 4.433 billion |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | kiwi |
The Republic of Thorn2039 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.433 billion Thorn2039ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Thorn2039ian economy, worth 587 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,605 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
The police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above, and Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thorn2039's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Thorn2039 is ranked 209,720th in the world and 5,758th in Suspicious for Most Stationary, with 37.39919828672 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thorn2039 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Thorn2039's influence in Suspicious rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Thorn2039 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Thorn2039 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Thorn2039's influence in Suspicious rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Thorn2039 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn2039, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn2039, contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn2039, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn2039, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists.