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Largest Mining Sector: 6,925thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,681stMost Avoided: 8,887th
The United Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
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Minnow
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Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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Thorn17

Population5.289 billion

CurrencyShiny Green Things
AnimalLion

The United Kingdom of Thorn17 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, lack of airports, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.289 billion Thorn17ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 27.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Thorn17ian economy, worth 510 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,547 Shiny Green Things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, every day at 4am Thorn17ians wake to pray for the sun to rise, and childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thorn17's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thorn17 is ranked 241,185th in the world and 7,198th in Suspicious for Most Stationary, with 21.43798627968 days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 6,925thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,681stMost Avoided: 8,887thMost Devout: 9,994thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,074thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,125thMost Armed: 11,833rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,471stMost Patriotic: 12,696thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,253rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,650thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,522ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,261stBest Weather: 19,891stMost Beautiful Environments: 25,065th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 26th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 39th in the regionBest Weather: 49th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Patriotic: 68th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 97th in the regionMost Armed: 123rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 128th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 168th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 185th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 234th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 396th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 429th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 480th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 510th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 656th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 665th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 672nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 673rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 682nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 707th in the region

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