NATION

PASSWORD

When thots and hoes unite we become Thoets
Most Influential: 541st Best Weather: 1,922nd Most Pacifist: 2,211th
The Rogue Nation of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Good

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Thoets

Population2.842 billion

CapitalSidehoe
LeaderDiane Inside

CurrencyRatpiss
AnimalDodo

The Rogue Nation of Thoets is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Diane Inside with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 2.842 billion Thoetians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sidehoe. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Thoetsian economy, worth 323 trillion Ratpisses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,816 Ratpisses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thoets's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thoets is ranked 4,507th in the world and 184th in Balder for Most Inclusive, scoring 229.63 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Most Influential: 541stTop
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Best Weather: 1,922ndMost Pacifist: 2,211thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,211thNicest Citizens: 2,395thSafest: 2,729thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,105thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,167thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,254thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,446thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,446thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,657thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,753rdMost Inclusive: 4,507thHealthiest Citizens: 4,767thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,907thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,017thLowest Crime Rates: 6,139thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,518thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,958thMost Cultured: 7,733rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,087thTop
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Most Income Equality: 8,781stMost Developed: 9,453rdSmartest Citizens: 10,411thLargest Governments: 10,527thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,729thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,277thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,729thMost Secular: 16,195th
Top
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
5%
Best Weather: 65th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 93rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 95th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 113th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 118th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 129th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 131st in the regionSafest: 140th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 158th in the regionMost Income Equality: 165th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 175th in the regionMost Inclusive: 184th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 202nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 227th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 230th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 243rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 337th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 370th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 370th in the regionMost Cultured: 375th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 412th in the regionMost Developed: 460th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 486th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 560th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thoets, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'.
  • : Following new legislation in Thoets, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Thoets's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Thoets, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Thoets, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
  • : Following new legislation in Thoets, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Sidehoe for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Thoets's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Thoets, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
  • : Following new legislation in Thoets, foreign musicians that Diane Inside dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Thoets, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.

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