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Thou Shalt Go Forth And Fornicate With Thyself Ebeziah Muji
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,463rdBest Weather: 3,629thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,683rd
The Lore of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Thneedtown

Population19.982 billion

CapitalZirotler
LeaderEbeziah Muji
FaithNine Divines

CurrencyGekan
AnimalTotar

The Lore of Thneedtown is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ebeziah Muji with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 19.982 billion Thneedans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zirotler. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thneed economy, worth a remarkable 2,372 trillion Gekans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,731 Gekans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Ebeziah Muji is a silly poophead, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thneedtown's national animal is the Totar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nine Divines.

Thneedtown is ranked 169,802nd in the world and 3,603rd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 101.69019880712 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,463rdBest Weather: 3,629thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,683rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,220thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,521stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,599thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,693rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,932ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,555thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,946thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,022ndSafest: 7,221stMost Pacifist: 7,498thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,613thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,005thNicest Citizens: 8,189thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,258thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,824thMost Developed: 9,095thMost Cultured: 9,194thHighest Food Quality: 9,282ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,544thHighest Economic Output: 9,829thSmartest Citizens: 11,293rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,299thMost Inclusive: 11,859thTop
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Largest Governments: 16,296thLargest Populations: 16,549thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,622ndMost Subsidized Industry: 20,154thMost Efficient Economies: 23,427thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,403rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,146thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,238th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 147th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 154th in the regionBest Weather: 158th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 219th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 227th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 229th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 245th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 264th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 292nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 294th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 419th in the regionSafest: 419th in the regionMost Pacifist: 438th in the regionNicest Citizens: 440th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 444th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 475th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 485th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 490th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 494th in the regionMost Cultured: 511th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 520th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 532nd in the regionLargest Populations: 543rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 622nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 655th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 657th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 674th in the regionMost Politically Free: 802nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 834th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,017th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,030th in the region

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