Thou Shalt Go Forth And Fornicate With Thyself Ebeziah Muji
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,221stMost Influential: 1,962ndBest Weather: 3,458th
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Population12.066 billion

LeaderEbeziah Muji
FaithNine Divines


The Lore of Thneedtown is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ebeziah Muji with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.066 billion Thneedans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zirotler. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thneed economy, worth a remarkable 1,380 trillion Gekans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,450 Gekans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The comic book series 'Ebeziah Muji and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, there's never enough space in space, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thneedtown's national animal is the Totar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nine Divines.

Thneedtown is ranked 4,523rd in the world and 232nd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.22 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,221stMost Influential: 1,962ndTop
Best Weather: 3,458thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,051stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,077thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,445thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,466thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,523rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,807thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,129thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,272ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,463rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,182ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,390thNicest Citizens: 7,648thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,924thSafest: 8,021stMost Pacifist: 8,078thMost Cultured: 8,170thHealthiest Citizens: 8,543rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,617thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,789thMost Developed: 8,825thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,821stMost Inclusive: 10,193rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,725thSmartest Citizens: 11,573rdHighest Economic Output: 11,666thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,497thMost Efficient Economies: 14,140thLargest Governments: 14,612thMost Income Equality: 20,242ndLargest Populations: 20,455th
Most Rebellious Youth: 161st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 185th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 190th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 193rd in the regionBest Weather: 202nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 214th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 232nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 267th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 333rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 339th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 354th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 360th in the regionLargest Populations: 375th in the regionMost Cultured: 408th in the regionNicest Citizens: 420th in the regionSafest: 423rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 438th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 455th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 471st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 476th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 483rd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 509th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 511th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 528th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 541st in the regionMost Inclusive: 580th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 625th in the regionLargest Governments: 672nd in the regionMost Influential: 693rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 705th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 792nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 979th in the regionMost Politically Free: 1,005th in the region

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