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Mood: Twilight deepens in the violet gloaming
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,443rdMost Avoided: 3,887thLargest Black Market: 5,910th
The How deep is this well of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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ThirdWorld

Population25.881 billion

CapitalNew Kinshasa
LeaderKimballa
FaithTribalism

Currencymud
Animalfly

The How deep is this well of ThirdWorld is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kimballa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.881 billion ThirdWorldians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Kinshasa. The average income tax rate is 38.5%.

The frighteningly efficient ThirdWorldian economy, worth a remarkable 3,303 trillion muds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 127,625 muds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Kimballa's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, Kimballa's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ThirdWorld's national animal is the fly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tribalism.

ThirdWorld is ranked 127,985th in the world and 2,557th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 261.97616566848 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,443rdTop
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Most Avoided: 3,887thLargest Black Market: 5,910thHighest Economic Output: 6,345thLargest Populations: 7,118thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,071stTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 17,173rdMost Armed: 19,154thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,900thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,634thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,114thLargest Mining Sector: 25,154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,167thHighest Crime Rates: 27,927thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,074thMost Authoritarian: 29,421st
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Largest Gambling Industry: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 99th in the regionLargest Populations: 113th in the regionLargest Black Market: 154th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 171st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 301st in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 362nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 443rd in the regionMost Armed: 457th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 481st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 539th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 629th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 645th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 660th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 694th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ThirdWorld was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : ThirdWorld was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
  • : ThirdWorld was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Paste Factory Orphans of Deadcatistan, infecting 94 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : ThirdWorld was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead, the Top 5% for Most Zombies, and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
  • : ThirdWorld was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : ThirdWorld was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : ThirdWorld's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : ThirdWorld was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : ThirdWorld's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : ThirdWorld was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.

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