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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,929thLeast Corrupt Governments: 25,331st
The Colony of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Very Good

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ThiccNations

Population2.381 billion

CurrencyHello
AnimalKaren

The Colony of ThiccNations is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.381 billion Monkes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Industry receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The sizeable but inefficient ThiccNationsian economy, worth 75.1 trillion Helloes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 31,535 Helloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. ThiccNations's national animal is the Karen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ThiccNations is ranked 270,836th in the world and 1st in Christian Norway for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -10 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,929thLeast Corrupt Governments: 25,331st

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