Twirling Toward Capitalism
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,694thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,973rdMost Secular: 5,075th
The United Kingdom of
Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights
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Population735 million



The United Kingdom of Thezan is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 735 million Thezanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.0%.

The all-consuming Thezanian economy, worth 68.7 trillion lifords a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,432 lifords, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 297,176 per year while the poor average 22,363, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

Pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Thezan, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', and immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thezan's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thezan is ranked 39,354th in the world and 1,199th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 41.9 quips per hour.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,694thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,973rdMost Secular: 5,075thMost Influential: 6,956thMost Conservative: 12,662ndTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 13,343rdMost Patriotic: 14,521stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,228thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,585th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 74th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 159th in the regionMost Patriotic: 321st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 476th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 551st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 648th in the regionMost Influential: 656th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 671st in the regionMost Conservative: 701st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 701st in the regionMost Developed: 798th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 882nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 928th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 929th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 954th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 974th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,017th in the region

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