NATION

PASSWORD

Thousands of mountains high
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,950thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,820thMost Influential: 11,201st
The Golden Grand Duchy of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Some

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Thexaelen

Population617 million

CapitalNova celes

Currencycarapese
Animalturtle

The Golden Grand Duchy of Thexaelen is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 617 million Thex are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova celes. The average income tax rate is 33.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Thexaelenian economy, worth 65.7 trillion carapeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 106,553 carapeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for turtle sacrifices, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Thexaelen's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Thexaelen is ranked 22,174th in the world and 359th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 9.87 bananas ingested per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,950thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,820thMost Influential: 11,201stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 13,248thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,551stHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,095thBest Weather: 21,079thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,521stHealthiest Citizens: 22,174thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,090thHighest Food Quality: 25,424thMost Inclusive: 25,613thMost Developed: 25,762ndLongest Average Lifespans: 25,898th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 110th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thexaelen, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes.
  • : Following new legislation in Thexaelen, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in Thexaelen, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for turtle sacrifices.
  • : Thexaelen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Thexaelen changed its national nation type to "Golden Grand Duchy".
  • : Thexaelen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
  • : Following new legislation in Thexaelen, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
  • : Following new legislation in Thexaelen, patriots insist that size does matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Thexaelen, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
  • : Thexaelen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.

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