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Unity from Autonomy Goran Horáček
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,822ndMost Pacifist: 3,745thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,007th
The United Federative Republics of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Thessanara

Population1.795 billion

CapitalKőslint
LeaderGoran Horáček
FaithViratism

CurrencyStecha
Animalbear

The United Federative Republics of Thessanara is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Goran Horáček with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.795 billion Thessanarans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kőslint. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Thessanaran economy, worth 170 trillion Stechas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 95,080 Stechas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thessanara's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Viratism.

Thessanara is ranked 221,990th in the world and 1,187th in Europe for Rudest Citizens, with 16.73 Insults Per Minute.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,822ndTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,745thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,007thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,264thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,387thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,771stNicest Citizens: 5,169thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,190thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,015thMost Inclusive: 6,206thSafest: 6,238thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,138thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,344thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,063rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,664thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,902ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,329thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,073rdMost Income Equality: 13,441stMost Cultured: 14,532ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,681stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,906thBest Weather: 15,353rdMost Beautiful Environments: 15,593rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,819thLargest Governments: 17,243rdHealthiest Citizens: 17,643rdSmartest Citizens: 17,768thMost Secular: 19,060thMost Influential: 19,207thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,130thLowest Crime Rates: 22,543rd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 39th in the regionMost Income Equality: 49th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 60th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 71st in the regionMost Pacifist: 74th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 95th in the regionNicest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 105th in the regionSafest: 106th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 108th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Inclusive: 117th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 118th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thessanara, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessanara, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessanara, former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessanara, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessanara, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessanara, Thessanara's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • : Thessanara was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessanara, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessanara, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessanara, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.

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