The Popeyes Chicken Army of ThePlucky Malnourished is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.743 billion ThePlucky Malnourishedians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Welfare, with Spirituality and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al Copeland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The very strong ThePlucky Malnourishedian economy, worth a remarkable 1,353 trillion chicken dollars a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,505 chicken dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. ThePlucky Malnourished's national animal is the spicy chicken dumpling, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

ThePlucky Malnourished is ranked 259,730^th in the world and 3^rd in Democrats for Lowest Crime Rates, with 46.56 law-abiding acts per hour.