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First Mission of the Legion of the Cuke

*below is written what might have happened to trigger the first mission of the Legion of the Cuke in the region Order of the Southern North. However, theOrc won't admit anything, so it's not essential to read*


TheVeggyKing: HEY DUDE!
*TheOrc was about to pass by as he hears the calling from the pantry where in the meanwhile the presence of TheVeggyKing has manifested inside a preserving glass of pickles stored in a shelf*
TheOrc: Me?
TheVeggyKing: YES, YOU! THE BIG UGLY GREEN ONE WITH WHOM I HAVE THE DEAL
TheOrc: yeah, coming. What can I do for you, Your lustrous Veggieness.
TheVeggyKing: HOW IS THE RECRUITING FOR MY ARMY COMING ALONG?
TheOrc: ehm... excellent. I mean, we have already a well trained troop eager to strike.
TheVeggyKing: GREAT. I HAVE HERE A POWERFUL ITEM THAT I WANNA PASS TO YOU. IT IS THE FIRST OF A FEW THAT WILL SOON CONTRIBUTE TO THE TOTAL INVINCIBILITY OF THE LEGION.
TheOrc: oh! That's nice.
TheVeggyKing: YES. IT IS ABSOLUTELY IMPORTANT THAT YOU MAKE SURE THAT IT DOESN'T GET LOST OR DAMAGED.
TheOrc: no prop
TheVeggyKing: I'M NOT JOKING. THIS ITEM IS SUPER CRUCIAL FOR ALL OUR PLANS.
TheOrc: yes yes
TheVeggyKing: YOU HAVE TO CATCH IT SAFELY. I'LL GONNA FLIP IT OVER TO YOUR REALITY NOW. READY?
TheOrc: I have the reaction time of a young mongoose. Don't worry.
TheVeggyKing: OKAY
*FLOPP*
*something pops out of the pile of potato peels in the middle of the pantry*
*TheOrc tries to catch it but fails*
*TheVeggyKing: YOU HAVE IT?
TheOrc: of course!
*the item rolls out of the pantry*
TheVeggyKing: VERY GOOD. DON'T LET IT OUT OF YOUR SIGHT FOR A SINGLE SECOND UNTIL I'LL GIVE YOU FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
TheOrc: no worries.
*TheOrc rushes out of the pantry after the item but to his unpleasant surprise he encounters a dimensional portal which has newly appeared close to the back storeroom*
*TheOrc says to himself:*
TheOrc: oh sh*t... this thing has directly rolled into this damn portal.
*TheOrc looks what's written above the portal in big letters:*

TheOrc: ookay. Seems like the Legion of the Cuke has its first mission: Those guys have to retrieve this item.

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