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Strength Through Freedom
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,139thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,164thMost Influential: 7,012th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Theilan2

Population589 million

CapitalDickinson

CurrencyCrown
AnimalBald Eagle

The Constitutional Monarchy of Theilan2 is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its state-planned economy, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 589 million Theilan2ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dickinson. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Theilan2ian economy, worth 45.3 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 76,921 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theilan2's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Theilan2 is ranked 25,256th in the world and 756th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 9.15 bananas ingested per day.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,139thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,164thMost Influential: 7,012thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,052ndSafest: 9,468thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,257thMost Pacifist: 12,048thTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,990thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,260thNicest Citizens: 16,899thHighest Food Quality: 17,375thLargest Retail Industry: 17,625thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,722ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 19,199thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,734thMost Cultured: 19,797thBest Weather: 21,858thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,944thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,519thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,169thHealthiest Citizens: 25,256th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 32nd in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 291st in the regionSafest: 321st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 325th in the regionMost Pacifist: 480th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 520th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 540th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 558th in the regionMost Inclusive: 580th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 591st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 603rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 616th in the regionMost Cultured: 623rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 627th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 654th in the regionMost Influential: 660th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 684th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 695th in the regionBest Weather: 697th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 756th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 796th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 798th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 810th in the regionMost Developed: 820th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 828th in the regionNudest: 961st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,009th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,025th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,035th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,038th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Theilan2, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Theilan2, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.
  • : Theilan2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Theilan2 endorsed The Empire of Ever Testing.
  • : Theilan2 endorsed The Cayon Democratic Republic of Altnavia.
  • : Following new legislation in Theilan2, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Theilan2, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Theilan2, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Theilan2, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Theilan2, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.

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