I will do what I must
Nudest: 1,274thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,882ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,652nd
The Colony of
Father Knows Best State
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Population927 million



The Colony of Thedzoa is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 927 million Thedzoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thed. The average income tax rate is 36.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Thedzoan economy, worth 98.4 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,155 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Thedzoa, wolves with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink, and health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thedzoa's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thedzoa is ranked 200,361st in the world and 21st in United Soviet Federation for Smartest Citizens, with 12.9 Quips Per Hour.

Nudest: 1,274thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,882ndTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,652ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,498thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,547thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,065thLargest Retail Industry: 11,004thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 13,707thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,427thMost Pacifist: 14,707thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,856thMost Inclusive: 17,346thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,486thLargest Black Market: 20,991stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,721st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

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