The Colony of ThedairosB is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.887 billion ThedairosBians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming ThedairosBian economy, worth 617 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,867 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, people are always able to look each other in the eye, Unicorn sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, and ThedairosBians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ThedairosB's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ThedairosB is ranked 24,572^nd in the world and 1,133^rd in Lazarus for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 1 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.