The Fox Kingdom of Thedairos is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Rachel Woods with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.703 billion Theds have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ferod. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thedian economy, worth a remarkable 1,479 trillion marks a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 169,958 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thedairos's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Thedairos is ranked 11,162^nd in the world and 150^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.04 law-abiding acts per hour.