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An fines mediis iustificant? Etiam, sic faciunt Weslow Fitzcom
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,132ndMost Patriotic: 1,465thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,552nd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Yode

Population3.69 billion

CapitalBageta
LeaderWeslow Fitzcom
FaithPetroica Rosea

CurrencyYode Coin
AnimalYode

The Republic of The Yode is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Weslow Fitzcom with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.69 billion Yodeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bageta. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yodean economy, worth a remarkable 1,013 trillion Yode Coins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 274,553 Yode Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Yodean throne, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams, and escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Yode's national animal is the Yode, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Petroica Rosea.

The Yode is ranked 53,385th in the world and 82nd in Cape of Good Hope for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,888.25 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,132ndMost Patriotic: 1,465thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,552ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,892ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,981stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,199thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,529thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,576thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,666thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,959thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,974thHighest Average Incomes: 2,993rdLargest Black Market: 3,762ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,918thMost Cultured: 4,448thMost Efficient Economies: 4,719thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,169thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,419thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,585thLargest Retail Industry: 5,781stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,882ndLargest Governments: 8,621stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,821stLowest Crime Rates: 8,892ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,290thMost Developed: 12,154thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,601stTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,619thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,971stLongest Average Lifespans: 15,215thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,846thSmartest Citizens: 16,922ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,952ndMost Beautiful Environments: 19,189thMost Authoritarian: 19,601stMost Advanced Public Education: 20,396thHighest Food Quality: 20,782ndHighest Economic Output: 21,025thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,316thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,331stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,068thMost Conservative: 25,614th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionMost Conservative: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Yode was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : The Yode was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : The Yode was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yode, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yode, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yode, distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Yodean throne.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yode, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yode, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : The Yode was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yode, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up".

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