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Largest Black Market: 161stHighest Poor Incomes: 173rdLargest Publishing Industry: 226th
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Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The World of Ares

Population15.662 billion



The Fact Is Marble Is Queen of The World of Ares is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marble with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.662 billion Goliaths are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felix. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pakkan economy, worth a remarkable 6,781 trillion Tangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 432,991 Tangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The World of Ares has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible, and the church declares that everyone should get a large serving of nuts daily. Crime is totally unknown. The World of Ares's national animal is the Ant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Daddy.

The World of Ares is ranked 1,155th in the world and 10th in Eladen for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 18,872.85 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Black Market: 161stHighest Poor Incomes: 173rdLargest Publishing Industry: 226thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 475thHighest Average Incomes: 548thLargest Information Technology Sector: 557thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 611thHighest Economic Output: 1,044thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,078thMost Armed: 1,101stMost Cultured: 1,134thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,155thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,179thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,198thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,203rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,283rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,632ndMost Devout: 1,639thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,722ndSmartest Citizens: 1,836thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,019thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,021stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,268thMost Developed: 2,377thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,454thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,800thLargest Governments: 3,020thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,124thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,165thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,573rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,000thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,065thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,111thMost Inclusive: 7,610thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,770thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,124thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,393rdTop
Largest Populations: 12,684thLargest Retail Industry: 12,790th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the region

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