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We will find salvation! Eventually. Probably. Glorious Supreme Dear Leader in Chief
Most Advanced Public Transport: 28thLargest Black Market: 169thMost Subsidized Industry: 180th
The Most Glorious Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers

Population21.186 billion

CapitalVodkagrad
LeaderGlorious Supreme Dear Leader in Chief
FaithOrthodox Alcoholism

CurrencyRubble
AnimalDrunk

The Most Glorious Peoples of The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Glorious Supreme Dear Leader in Chief with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.186 billion Comrades are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vodkagrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxist economy, worth an astonishing 10,413 trillion Rubbles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 491,538 Rubbles, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, and teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers's national animal is the Drunk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Alcoholism.

The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers is ranked 37,459th in the world and 329th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1,219.02631704488 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 28thLargest Black Market: 169thMost Subsidized Industry: 180thLargest Mining Sector: 194thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 220thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 258thMost Corrupt Governments: 334thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 481stHighest Average Incomes: 496thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 538thMost Advanced Public Education: 703rdHighest Economic Output: 740thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 812thLowest Crime Rates: 1,026thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,047thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,090thLargest Governments: 1,090thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,613thMost Efficient Economies: 1,617thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,699thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,810thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,144thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,567thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,606thTop
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Most Developed: 3,214thMost Patriotic: 4,403rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,403rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,599thSmartest Citizens: 7,142ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,587thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,446thMost Secular: 10,078thLargest Populations: 14,372ndTop
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Most Conservative: 23,555thMost Authoritarian: 24,754thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,490th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 59th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 77th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 92nd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 106th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 119th in the regionMost Developed: 135th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 159th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 186th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 220th in the regionMost Patriotic: 256th in the regionMost Stationary: 329th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 343rd in the regionLargest Populations: 392nd in the regionMost Influential: 413th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 413th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 541st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 740th in the regionRudest Citizens: 755th in the regionMost Conservative: 907th in the region

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