The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers
Population | 21.186 billion |
Capital | Vodkagrad |
Leader | Glorious Supreme Dear Leader in Chief |
Faith | Orthodox Alcoholism |
Currency | Rubble |
Animal | Drunk |
The Most Glorious Peoples of The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Glorious Supreme Dear Leader in Chief with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.186 billion Comrades are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vodkagrad. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Marxist economy, worth an astonishing 10,413 trillion Rubbles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 491,538 Rubbles, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, and teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers's national animal is the Drunk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Alcoholism.
The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers is ranked 37,459th in the world and 329th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1,219.02631704488 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones.
- : Following new legislation in The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
- : Following new legislation in The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
- : Following new legislation in The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers, The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
- : Following new legislation in The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : Following new legislation in The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs.
- : Following new legislation in The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
- : The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Following new legislation in The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
- : Following new legislation in The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.