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Most Influential: 856thMost Secular: 2,448thMost Armed: 2,898th
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The Wires Empire

Population3.078 billion



The Angelic Empire of The Wires Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rust with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.078 billion wireans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenixia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.7%.

The frighteningly efficient wirean economy, worth 537 trillion Wires a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 174,629 Wires, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 752,103 per year while the poor average 25,870, a ratio of 29.1 to 1.

The environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, alien kidnappings of both cattle and humans are headline news on the most respected papers (The Wires Empire has found 3 easter eggs), and the nation's favourite colour is gold (The Wires Empire has found 3 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The Wires Empire's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Knowledge.

The Wires Empire is ranked 153,031st in the world and 917th in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 54.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Influential: 856thMost Secular: 2,448thTop
Most Armed: 2,898thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,385thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,416thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,159thMost Avoided: 5,494thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,731stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,389thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,076thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,421stHighest Average Incomes: 10,488thLargest Mining Sector: 11,064thLargest Black Market: 11,491stSmartest Citizens: 11,496thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,973rdMost Developed: 12,176thTop
Most Patriotic: 13,812thMost Efficient Economies: 13,835thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,623rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,750thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,545thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,933rdLargest Governments: 21,971stMost Subsidized Industry: 22,665thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,834th
Most Armed: 43rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 48th in the regionMost Secular: 57th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionMost Avoided: 60th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 67th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 69th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 84th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 87th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 90th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 98th in the regionMost Influential: 99th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 118th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 119th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 122nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 127th in the regionMost Patriotic: 130th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 149th in the region

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