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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 824thMost Influential: 1,459thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,478th
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The Vistula

Population9.246 billion

LeaderEmil Sikorski

AnimalSilver Crab

The Commonwealth of The Vistula is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emil Sikorski with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 9.246 billion Vistulans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torun. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vistulan economy, worth a remarkable 1,276 trillion Czerwonies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,058 Czerwonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Vistula's national animal is the Silver Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Vistula is ranked 8,533rd in the world and 435th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 119,055.59 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 824thMost Influential: 1,459thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,478thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,553rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,672ndMost Developed: 5,339thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,405thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,415thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,489thHealthiest Citizens: 5,654thMost Inclusive: 5,949thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,221stNicest Citizens: 6,276thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,276thBest Weather: 6,297thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,755thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,877thSmartest Citizens: 6,924thHighest Food Quality: 7,019thSafest: 7,398thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,451stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,480thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,929thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,533rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,727thLargest Governments: 8,928thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,139thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,012thMost Cultured: 12,035thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,739thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,035thMost Secular: 15,763rdHighest Economic Output: 16,417thHighest Average Incomes: 19,042ndMost Efficient Economies: 19,145thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,386thMost Income Equality: 23,385th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 174th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 248th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 252nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 288th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 305th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 310th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 316th in the regionMost Developed: 321st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 322nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 324th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 336th in the regionBest Weather: 349th in the regionMost Inclusive: 353rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 360th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 369th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 374th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 374th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 399th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 413th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 414th in the regionSafest: 422nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 435th in the regionMost Influential: 463rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 466th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 467th in the regionLargest Governments: 469th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 517th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 525th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 547th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 552nd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 603rd in the regionLargest Populations: 671st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 705th in the regionMost Secular: 731st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 774th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 823rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 828th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 830th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 872nd in the regionMost Stationary: 927th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,168th in the region

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