Population | 5.612 billion |
Capital | Washington DC |
Leader | Owney The Terrier |
Faith | The Church of The Postal Service |
Currency | Stamp |
Animal | Grumman LLV |
The Federal Agency of The US Postal Service is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Owney The Terrier with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.612 billion Mailmen love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mailmen economy, worth 738 trillion Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 131,521 Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Produce labels read 'may contain traces of food', the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR. Crime is totally unknown. The US Postal Service's national animal is the Grumman LLV, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of The Postal Service.
The US Postal Service is ranked 250,362nd in the world and 56th in United Realms of Idiots for Most Stationary, with 19.16858495432 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The US Postal Service, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
- : Following new legislation in The US Postal Service, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
- : Following new legislation in The US Postal Service, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.
- : Following new legislation in The US Postal Service, produce labels read 'may contain traces of food'.
- : Following new legislation in The US Postal Service, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
- : Following new legislation in The US Postal Service, schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate.
- : Following new legislation in The US Postal Service, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
- : Following new legislation in The US Postal Service, The US Postal Service's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
- : Following new legislation in The US Postal Service, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
- : Following new legislation in The US Postal Service, the Mailmen Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.