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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,747thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,164thMost Inclusive: 2,208th
The Federal Agency of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The US Postal Service

Population5.612 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderOwney The Terrier
FaithThe Church of The Postal Service

CurrencyStamp
AnimalGrumman LLV

The Federal Agency of The US Postal Service is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Owney The Terrier with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.612 billion Mailmen love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mailmen economy, worth 738 trillion Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 131,521 Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Produce labels read 'may contain traces of food', the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR. Crime is totally unknown. The US Postal Service's national animal is the Grumman LLV, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of The Postal Service.

The US Postal Service is ranked 250,362nd in the world and 56th in United Realms of Idiots for Most Stationary, with 19.16858495432 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,747thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,164thMost Inclusive: 2,208thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,231stHighest Food Quality: 3,286thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,310thNicest Citizens: 3,406thBest Weather: 3,435thSafest: 3,907thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,495thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,024thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,545thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,863rdMost Cultured: 6,249thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,716thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,951stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,428thHealthiest Citizens: 7,582ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,935thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,316thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,993rdMost Developed: 9,211thSmartest Citizens: 9,976thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,295thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,120thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,245thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,302ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,699thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,819thLargest Governments: 17,944thMost Income Equality: 18,997thLowest Crime Rates: 21,789thMost Devout: 24,063rd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The US Postal Service, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in The US Postal Service, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in The US Postal Service, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.
  • : Following new legislation in The US Postal Service, produce labels read 'may contain traces of food'.
  • : Following new legislation in The US Postal Service, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
  • : Following new legislation in The US Postal Service, schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate.
  • : Following new legislation in The US Postal Service, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : Following new legislation in The US Postal Service, The US Postal Service's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in The US Postal Service, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in The US Postal Service, the Mailmen Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.

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