The Federacy of The Unitum Christianae Reipublicae is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.548 billion Unitum Christianae Reipublicaeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bethlehem. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Unitum Christianae Reipublicaean economy, worth a remarkable 2,058 trillion Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 240,846 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of The Unitum Christianae Reipublicae's radio stations, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff'. Crime is totally unknown. The Unitum Christianae Reipublicae's national animal is the Apatosaurus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Unitum Christianae Reipublicae is ranked 20,120^th in the world and 470^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,094.19 on the Hickory Productivity Index.