The Nation of The United States of the America is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nicolas Rosales with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.885 billion Americans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. The average income tax rate is 24.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse American economy, worth 173 trillion US Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,013 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, conspiracy theorists allege Washington's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Nicolas Rosales is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United States of the America's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

The United States of the America is ranked 113,164^th in the world and 8^th in Lyrali for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,142.2 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.