The Kingdom of The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Imtura Tal Kaelen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.313 billion Pirates are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flotilla. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Flotillan economy, worth a remarkable 1,823 trillion galleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Gambling, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 422,841 galleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Farmers can be spotted driving gold-plated tractors, every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla's national animal is the Kraken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla is ranked 86,541^st in the world and 4,094^th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 44.5 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.