We lay no roots. Queen Imtura Tal Kaelen
Largest Gambling Industry: 200thMost Armed: 255thHighest Crime Rates: 389th
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The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla

Population4.313 billion

LeaderQueen Imtura Tal Kaelen


The Kingdom of The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Imtura Tal Kaelen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.313 billion Pirates are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flotilla. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Flotillan economy, worth a remarkable 1,823 trillion galleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Gambling, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 422,841 galleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Farmers can be spotted driving gold-plated tractors, every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla's national animal is the Kraken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla is ranked 86,541st in the world and 4,094th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 44.5 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Gambling Industry: 200thMost Armed: 255thHighest Crime Rates: 389thMost Secular: 402ndMost Patriotic: 430thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 518thMost Corrupt Governments: 636thHighest Poor Incomes: 645thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 742ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 749thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 751stHighest Average Incomes: 755thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 910thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,107thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,217thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,388thLargest Black Market: 1,479thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,575thLargest Retail Industry: 1,588thMost Avoided: 1,803rdFattest Citizens: 1,911thMost Influential: 2,073rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,215thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,278thLargest Governments: 2,412thRudest Citizens: 2,693rdTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,796thMost Efficient Economies: 3,048thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,461stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,739thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,012thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,475thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,512thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,856thMost Inclusive: 5,079thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,847thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,689thMost Cultured: 9,742ndHighest Economic Output: 10,583rdHighest Food Quality: 10,833rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 13,660thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,899thSmartest Citizens: 23,325thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,127th
Largest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionMost Secular: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 48th in the regionFattest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Avoided: 52nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 64th in the regionLargest Governments: 66th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 73rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 89th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 104th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 116th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 122nd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 128th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 157th in the regionMost Inclusive: 169th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 183rd in the regionMost Influential: 196th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 217th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 218th in the regionMost Cultured: 281st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 354th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 388th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 447th in the regionMost Stationary: 587th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 677th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 731st in the regionLargest Populations: 797th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,003rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1,067th in the regionMost Developed: 1,160th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,223rd in the region

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