The Wrath of The United Peoples of Centrism is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Phoebe Bridgers with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.39 billion Centrists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arrakeen. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist economy, worth a remarkable 1,208 trillion Melange Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 189,118 Melange Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, Phoebe Bridgers has been nicknamed 'Robomop', there's a bright dawn ahead for The United Peoples of Centrism, and glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Peoples of Centrism's national animal is the Maker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Swiftism.

The United Peoples of Centrism is ranked 3,639^th in the world and 42^nd in Europeia for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.38 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.