The Salimanasia of The United Partitions is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tito Fortunatl with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.76 billion Salimanese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xolxanko City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Salimanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,996 trillion pices a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 295,356 pices, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The United Partitions's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The United Partitions is ranked 294,344^th in the world and 196^th in The Western Isles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.58 law-abiding acts per hour.