The 天主教的毛思想人民共和国 of The United Kindom under Socialist Rule is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by 毛思想共产党 with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.255 billion Maoists love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 圣玛丽人民公社. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Maoist economy, worth a remarkable 2,672 trillion 共产爱s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 201,628 共产爱s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into The United Kindom under Socialist Rule. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The United Kindom under Socialist Rule's national animal is the 猫仔, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 爱国天主教会.

The United Kindom under Socialist Rule is ranked 22,895^th in the world and 715^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Income Equality, scoring 76.82 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.