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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,403rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,498thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,946th
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The United Hyvanian States

Population305 million

CurrencyHyvanian Dollar
AnimalRed Fox

The Empire of The United Hyvanian States is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its digital currency, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 305 million United Hyvanian Statesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong United Hyvanian Statesian economy, worth 19.7 trillion Hyvanian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,471 Hyvanian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, and bizarre-looking creatures called 'Red Foxdogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Hyvanian States's national animal is the Red Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The United Hyvanian States is ranked 154,447th in the world and 1st in Hyvanian Empire for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.19 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,403rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,498thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,946thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,655thMost Patriotic: 22,059thHighest Drug Use: 23,280th

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