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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,933rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,559thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,232nd
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The United Bengali States

Population498 million


Animalroyal bengal tiger

The Federation of The United Bengali States is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 498 million Bengalis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolkata. The average income tax rate is 32.3%.

The frighteningly efficient United Bengali Statesian economy, worth 53.3 trillion takas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,032 takas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Re-education centers are being added to most prisons, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The United Bengali States's national animal is the royal bengal tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The United Bengali States is ranked 124,452nd in the world and 3rd in The Byyorkan Ministry of Cards for Most Authoritarian, with 777.21 milliStalins.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,933rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,559thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,232ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,107thTop
Nicest Citizens: 17,121stMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,341stMost Inclusive: 22,755thLargest Retail Industry: 23,590thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,117thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,799thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27,848thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,015thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,568thMost Developed: 29,981st

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