The United American Socialist Empire
Population | 12 million |
Currency | American Dollar |
Animal | American Bald Eagle |
The United Socialist States of The United American Socialist Empire is a tiny, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 12 million American Socialists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.
The very strong American Socialist economy, worth 686 billion American Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 57,190 American Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.
The tenet of free speech is held dear, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The United American Socialist Empire's national animal is the American Bald Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
The United American Socialist Empire is ranked 91,432nd in the world and 4,913th in Lazarus for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,618.17 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The United American Socialist Empire's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : The United American Socialist Empire's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : The United American Socialist Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Highest Drug Use and the Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry, Most Politically Free, and Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : The United American Socialist Empire was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Equal Opportunity Nation of Moftan, killing 4 million zombies.
- : The United American Socialist Empire was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The United Socialist States of Aracelicosenera, infecting 1 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : The United American Socialist Empire relocated from The North Pacific to Lazarus.
- : Following new legislation in The United American Socialist Empire, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in The United American Socialist Empire, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
- : The United American Socialist Empire altered its national flag.
- : The United American Socialist Empire changed its national demonym to "American Socialist", its demonym adjective to "American Socialist", and its nation type to "United Socialist States".