Most Valuable International Artwork: 61stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 92nd
The Sinking Islands of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
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The Unified Missourtama States

Population6.126 billion

CapitalAra Ara


The Sinking Islands of The Unified Missourtama States is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by TUMS with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 6.126 billion Missourtaman are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ara Ara. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Missourtaman economy, worth a remarkable 1,107 trillion souls a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 180,729 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a dearth of space for new houses, political activists are routinely executed, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unified Missourtama States's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Violetism.

The Unified Missourtama States is ranked 11,052nd in the world and 1st in The Unified Missourtama States for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.07 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 61stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 92ndLargest Welfare Programs: 104thBest Weather: 173rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 226thMost Pacifist: 317thMost Developed: 337thLongest Average Lifespans: 368thMost Beautiful Environments: 417thMost Advanced Public Education: 487thHealthiest Citizens: 505thLowest Crime Rates: 520thMost Secular: 565thMost Compassionate Citizens: 583rdMost Inclusive: 691stNicest Citizens: 813thHighest Average Tax Rates: 866thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 882ndLargest Governments: 950thSafest: 1,037thHighest Food Quality: 1,491stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,823rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,879thTop
Most Authoritarian: 2,769thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,892ndMost Income Equality: 3,356thSmartest Citizens: 4,017thNudest: 4,021stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,854thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,947thHighest Average Incomes: 9,609thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,008thMost Efficient Economies: 11,052ndMost Conservative: 11,121stTop
Highest Economic Output: 18,825thMost Extreme: 21,444th

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