The Commander of The Underground Army is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mole with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 24.344 billion Underground Armyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Subtown. The average income tax rate is 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Underground Armyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,184 trillion Claws a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 130,792 Claws, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Underground Army's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Undergroundism.

The Underground Army is ranked 38,786^th in the world and 1^st in The Underground Army for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.2 law-abiding acts per hour.