The United Socialist Republics of The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Selena Carewicz with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.595 billion Eastern Europeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern European economy, worth 335 trillion oras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 129,202 oras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, Eastern European police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime is totally unknown. The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe is ranked 14,588^th in the world and 194^th in Europe for Most Secular, with 82.15 Atheism Rate.